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Eh, I should have just repeated, "Why is there a b...

2008-04-28T19:41:00.000-07:00

Eh, I should have just repeated, "Why is there a bottle of wine on the table?"

Socrates was infinitely cooler than Dr. Phil.

The quote is one of my favorites ever:"This calls ...

2008-04-28T19:35:00.000-07:00

The quote is one of my favorites ever:

"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence."

I vote for being wasteful. Throw the "but...perfectly good!" wine and beer in the trash, unopened, on trash night. Let the big trucks smash it and take it away forever. It makes a distinct statement to the synapses about who's the Alpha dog.

miss syl, the bottle of wine was purchased right b...

2008-04-28T19:17:00.000-07:00

miss syl, the bottle of wine was purchased right before i quit drinking. it is sitting next to a can of Steel Reserve that purchased right after I got pulled over (TO CALM MY NERVES, NATURALLY). i thought alex was going to drink it, but she's teetotaling in moral support, i suppose.

i have not seen the young ones. but i am high on Doctor Who.

Why is there a bottle of wine on the table?Did you...

2008-04-28T18:59:00.000-07:00

Why is there a bottle of wine on the table?

Did you ever watch "The Young Ones?" (Just the response to Peefer reminds me of a quote from it.)

Perhaps you needed fishin' chips, NOT potato chips...

2008-04-28T09:38:00.000-07:00

Perhaps you needed fishin' chips, NOT potato chips.

Burning sensation? Not again!

2008-04-27T22:54:00.000-07:00

Burning sensation? Not again!

thanks, mainja! i have been on fire with the puns ...

2008-04-27T21:01:00.000-07:00

thanks, mainja! i have been on fire with the puns lately, and by 'on fire,' i mean there is a burning sensation in my nether regions. this must be why peefer said i'm hot.

sir, it's amazing how much tolerance to kicking yo...

2008-04-27T20:59:00.000-07:00

sir, it's amazing how much tolerance to kicking you build up when you have small children who need to pee.

jodie, i love that game! i have a specially designed deck of cards with no matching pairs.

peefer, the uncomfortable silence is where i put my moves on. it is usually followed by uncomfortable violence.

i actually groaned out loud at 'give pizza chants'...

2008-04-27T20:57:00.000-07:00

i actually groaned out loud at 'give pizza chants'

[uncomfortable silence]

2008-04-27T20:45:00.001-07:00

[uncomfortable silence]

This made me smile. And I'm not just saying that ...

2008-04-27T20:45:00.000-07:00

This made me smile. And I'm not just saying that because you're hot.

Go fish!

2008-04-27T20:27:00.000-07:00

Go fish!

HA! What a great time to stop drinking! YOU DAMN...

2008-04-27T18:27:00.000-07:00

HA! What a great time to stop drinking! YOU DAMNED FOOL!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*sigh*

I tease because I love. Also, because my own current pain and anxiety threshold has been exceeded and I have no one to hit or kick. So, y'know. Sorry, Brandon.

*kick*

Sorry.