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Shari makes a very good point.I too make a habit o...

2008-05-07T03:47:00.000-07:00

Shari makes a very good point.

I too make a habit of straying from the trail, and the other day, mouth a bit warm from the bit of ginger root I was sucking on, I found an earthworm that for whatever reason looked tasty; I popped it in my mouth and kept on. About a half-mile later there was a rotting deer carcass, and I vomited from the smell.

Morel of the story (just one; you're right, it's late in the season): do not steal the fat (earthworms) of the land.

Morning, Brandon.

i am sorry i have not replied to comments today bu...

2008-05-06T23:01:00.000-07:00

i am sorry i have not replied to comments today but i have been swamped at work.

i have no excuses for the days which i am not swamped by, but today my alibi is tight. ugh.

You speak Spanish?Huevos. You've already got 'em. ...

2008-05-06T16:43:00.000-07:00

You speak Spanish?

Huevos. You've already got 'em. They'll see you through.

Re-affirm your oaths to a career?? Don't do it, m...

2008-05-06T11:54:00.000-07:00

Re-affirm your oaths to a career?? Don't do it, man. You've been clean and career-free for how long? Don't ruin everything now. Write a financial aid pamphlet or something, but for the love of strange medicine®, don't swear fealty to a career!!!

That top pic is oddly erotic...

2008-05-06T10:55:00.000-07:00

That top pic is oddly erotic...

if i saw you hangin' from a ledge, i'd run home im...

2008-05-06T09:45:00.000-07:00

if i saw you hangin' from a ledge, i'd run home immediately and compose an 80s-sounding pop anthem; somewhat "corporate rock-ish," with a killer hook chorus and a fly bridge. i would title it...oh..."Hangin' From the Ledge." Steve Perry would sing it, with Keanu Reeves playing bass and Dave Barry strumming the ghee-tar. There would be a drum machine, though. Because you're not worthy of Steve Smith. Bastid!

If I saw you hanging from a ledge I and seven of m...

2008-05-06T08:08:00.000-07:00

If I saw you hanging from a ledge I and seven of my coworkers would be setting up a haul system, and because I am the smallest and lightest firefighter at work I would be the one rappelling down to get you.

You might reconsider, even.

So, Brendan, I forgot to tell you that I started dating your cardboard likeness because I am a firefighter. Probably should have mentioned that.

I'm also wrestling with whether to take a promotion at work to capt. or to leave and go to PA school, where I was accepted in the fall. We should chat sometime about careers and such.

Best of luck to you.

Jan

scott, sir, i should point out the ledge isn't tha...

2008-05-06T05:41:00.000-07:00

scott, sir, i should point out the ledge isn't that high (i can nearly touch the ground with my toes!). and it's likely that in that situation i would reallllly have to pee. so you know, just stomp already. or make stomping gestures and i'll meet you half way.

If I saw you hanging from a ledge I'd probably jus...

2008-05-06T05:03:00.000-07:00

If I saw you hanging from a ledge I'd probably just make a lame-ass comment about it and leave. I'd come back a few times to see if anyone else left a comment, then, after a few hours, I'd stop coming back.

Until you did something else interesting anyway.

Hello, Brandon.

If you're hanging onto a ledge on which I stand an...

2008-05-05T21:26:00.000-07:00

If you're hanging onto a ledge on which I stand and you yell, 'STOMP ON MY FINGERS!', I will reply, 'NO!', because finger-stomping is exactly what you'd expect me to do and I am nothing if not unpredictable.

Also, I am both a humanitarian and a dick, therefore, I will save your life by mocking you. Sorry, Brandon, but I'll not have your blood on my feet.