Brandon: When I first met you in cyberspace, I was convinced you were a eerie cross between Michael Hutchence (godresthissoul) and my husband's best friend Brian Kennedy (stillalive). Hearing your rather sexy halting speech pattern, however, convinces me you are a cross between Michael Hutchence (godresthissoul) and Sammy Davis Jr (ishedead?)
hmm. maybe that's what i will do, just run a request line. you all send me stuff you'd like me to read in 90 seconds, and i read it and somehow turn it into something about sexually transmitted diseases.
and shite, man. for some reason, i could not stop thinking of that scene in European Vacation in which Chevy Chase buys his entire family berets, and Rusty is majorly jonesin' for some Parisian beauty on top of the Eiffel. She gives him the big smile and the doe eyes back and then says in that oh-so-French accent: "Ras-tee." That's all I could muster, while watching this.
Oh and yes...definitely faahnny. We should all "work from home" more often.
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I have not laughed this hard since breakfast. I laughed so hard a Cheerio came out my nose. 15 hours later.
I am a cereal killer!
That was boobubblebondoodunk!
Whereas boobubblebondoodunk is a metaphor for bad-ass funny muthaf#@%a!
I had a m$%#erfucking good time doing it, that's for g*@damn sure!
Please.
The beret wears YOU.
Well, i'm wearing the barrette, anyhoo.
Coldplay????
i thought it complemented the beret! i should have stuck with Prince.
Brandon:
When I first met you in cyberspace, I was convinced you were a eerie cross between Michael Hutchence (godresthissoul) and my husband's best friend Brian Kennedy (stillalive). Hearing your rather sexy halting speech pattern, however, convinces me you are a cross between Michael Hutchence (godresthissoul) and Sammy Davis Jr (ishedead?)
i'm pretty sure all the members of the rat pack are dead, except rob lowe.
i totally have a picture where i look like michael hutchence! i'm gonna have to dig a little deeper for a davis jr lookalike.
If I could just hear you say goodgoodgood like it's one word instead of one word said three times, then I'd know you were my long lost brother.
hmm. maybe that's what i will do, just run a request line. you all send me stuff you'd like me to read in 90 seconds, and i read it and somehow turn it into something about sexually transmitted diseases.
and shite, man. for some reason, i could not stop thinking of that scene in European Vacation in which Chevy Chase buys his entire family berets, and Rusty is majorly jonesin' for some Parisian beauty on top of the Eiffel. She gives him the big smile and the doe eyes back and then says in that oh-so-French accent: "Ras-tee."
That's all I could muster, while watching this.
Oh and yes...definitely faahnny. We should all "work from home" more often.
normally i get more work done at home that at work, but every now and then i experience epic fail.
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