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Do you say artsy or arty?

Dang these pretty girls, I prefer artistic, but I say, ‘um, artsy.’

I am not lacking for invitations these days, but am sorely in need of the will to say, ‘LOOK! OVER THERE!’ and runrunrun. My calendar is a bullet-ridden ramparts, pock marked and refilled with red clay mortar. My checking account is teeming with the blood money of broken dates and rendezvous. I am afraid to open my inbox, I just know it has been rigged for my displeasure.

That said, I cannot deny the excitement around me at the moment, and if karma is to intervene in my personal affairs, at least it has seen fit to put me up in nice accommodations. I am booking flights for Denver and Salt Lake City, the latter muchly appreciated for its blue laws and mild alcoholic content.

posted by /brandon\ 10:13 AM

Comments:

Am I allowed to comment now? Yes. Maybe? Hello?

You're the first person I've ever virtually seen going 'phew!' (virtually) regarding Salt Lake City's unfriendly tendencies toward alcohol.

# posted by

You can call me, 'Sir' : 4/30/08 11:31 AM

Come on to Denver...we're waiting for you ;)

Oh, and I only use "artsy" with the conjoined term "fartsy". Sort of like “okey” and “dokey”.

# posted by

Jodie Kash : 4/30/08 11:52 AM

What good is Denver if it's not football season, I ask you? (Because I damn sure can't ask the Nuggets... what's left of 'em.)

# posted by

eclectic : 4/30/08 1:45 PM

artsy. definitely artsy.

# posted by

mainja : 4/30/08 8:07 PM

Not even for you.

# posted by

Miss Syl : 4/30/08 8:29 PM

Oh, poor Brandon. He's so popular, boo-hoo.

# posted by

Steph : 4/30/08 9:01 PM

sir, i have been to salt lake many, many times, and i have to agree this is the first time i have ever PHEWED about it.

jodie, that's awesome. what would be more awesome is if you own a cab company. because a few months back i spent about a billion dollars on cab fare in denver.

e, hopefully 'melo reads my blog and will give up liquor, just like me!

mainja, artsy it's.

miss syl, ha, that is awesome. i guess i get his girl.

steph, don't tease! being popular isn't all roses and women's underwear. it's also hard work and brassieres.

# posted by

/brandon\ : 4/30/08 10:26 PM

gotta be artsy. arty gets confused too often with shaw or lange or...fax

# posted by

swine : 5/1/08 7:17 AM

Brandon - It's snowing in Denver this morning. Fat and happy, like you see in the movies flakes. It was 80 degrees yesterday.

Oh, and the gov just signed something to allow liquor sales in Colorado on Sundays. Blue Law obliterated. Goes into effect July 1.

# posted by

Jodie Kash : 5/1/08 8:52 AM

And to be honest, the hardest work of all usually involves the brassieres. No?

# posted by

Steph : 5/1/08 9:41 AM

No, no, no -- the hard work is all below the belt.

And no complaining about the Nuggets. They're not the Bucks, alright?

# posted by

matt : 5/1/08 12:31 PM

i agree with mainja. definitely artsy. if i were arty, i would have to actually be talented at art. but artsy lets you get away with being so-so at artistic things.

# posted by

Katy : 5/1/08 7:21 PM

artsy sounds a lot like truthy.

i am going to stick with artistic if it's all the same. and completely avoid pretty girls.

# posted by

/brandon\ : 5/1/08 8:09 PM