Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Brandon
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Dear {INSERT LONG LIST OF NAMES HERE},
Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Love Sincerely,
Brandon
Do you remember that time I told you that I would love you forever?
Apparently, scientists have just discovered that time doesn't exist.
Guess that means I'm off the hook!
Brandon
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11 comments:
long list??? first I'd heard. get back up on the hook, mister.
ha! if i carry the analogy to it's logical end, that makes me a piece of meat.
you know, not like i mind.
i love the concept of absent time.
or the reality of it.
so then...i can be late for anything without repercussions?
i'm just going to carry this fucking link w/me everywhere i'm harassed and i'll just spring it upon those who give me trouble.
good idea. you'll be out of trouble in no time.
I really like the way you lined through "love" in this post. Love it. :)
Ha! I now feel only slightly justified for not wearing a watch and saying things like "Time doesn't matter. It's what you do that counts."
And for constantly being late (according to some) everywhere I go.
Hello Brandon.
"Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?"
-- Woody Allen
Was that a quote from his movie "TIMES and Misdemeanors?"
man, i reached at the bottom of the barrel for that one.
Rosemary is better with meat, anyways.
Rosemary hurts. Just ask Dick Diver.
People like you make people like me have to look things up.
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