I buy a 75 cent menthol cigarette, handing her a dollar bill, but as she begins to return to me a quarter, I wave my hand, saying, 'No thanks, I'm afraid of change.'
First I searched using inurl:brandon and manually clicked one-by-one through the 377,000 results. I found nothing.
So then I searched using inurl:brandona. Nothing.
And then inurl:brandonb. Still Nothing.
So I went through the alphabet until I hit inurl:brandonz before realizing that MAYBE I should be using a double-alpha suffix like inurl:brandonaa.
You can see the trend now, can't you?
I was just about to quit at inurl:branonoamz, but this whole thing was like eating a bag a chips, and really, who eats half a bag, if you know what I mean.
So, I guess by now you've figured out that I'm real living genius. Please don't tell anybody. They'll never treat me the same.
Okay, this is weird but true. More true than anything I've ever said before anyways:
I checked onechildleftbehind a week or two ago, you know, out of curioustalkity, and I saw that there was stuff up. Like words, or something similar to words. So I picked up one of the RSS feeds, the only working one being http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5608291/posts/full.
And then HELLO, suddenly, my RSS reader shows a new post on brandonoana.com. You can't imagine how much underwear I went through yesterday.
ah, that makes sense. i was trying to import old posts to the new site and did not change the name right away.
i suppose it's time to come out of the closet. the best part will be the fact that i'm no longer living a lie. the worst part, of course, will be the intercourse.
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I am here. I have no idea why.
Also, I'm simply afraid of quarters, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
holy cow! how'd you find it?
ps - i'm not trying to keep it a secret, i'm just curious.
Google.
First I searched using inurl:brandon and manually clicked one-by-one through the 377,000 results. I found nothing.
So then I searched using inurl:brandona. Nothing.
And then inurl:brandonb. Still Nothing.
So I went through the alphabet until I hit inurl:brandonz before realizing that MAYBE I should be using a double-alpha suffix like inurl:brandonaa.
You can see the trend now, can't you?
I was just about to quit at inurl:branonoamz, but this whole thing was like eating a bag a chips, and really, who eats half a bag, if you know what I mean.
So, I guess by now you've figured out that I'm real living genius. Please don't tell anybody. They'll never treat me the same.
God, I miss my family.
i'll never understand you canadians and your superior health care system.
Okay, this is weird but true. More true than anything I've ever said before anyways:
I checked onechildleftbehind a week or two ago, you know, out of curioustalkity, and I saw that there was stuff up. Like words, or something similar to words. So I picked up one of the RSS feeds, the only working one being http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5608291/posts/full.
And then HELLO, suddenly, my RSS reader shows a new post on brandonoana.com. You can't imagine how much underwear I went through yesterday.
This is all very nice, but more importantly ...
if I'm your first, can I still get herpes?
ah, that makes sense. i was trying to import old posts to the new site and did not change the name right away.
i suppose it's time to come out of the closet. the best part will be the fact that i'm no longer living a lie. the worst part, of course, will be the intercourse.
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